"Most of us middle-class Americans are content to live peacefully and quietly in our comfortable 2-story homes with 3-car garages (which are not big enough for all the cars we and the kids have), spend weekends driving the convertible to the country house or the golf course, or pulling the boat with the gas-guzzling SUV to the lake, grilling rare steaks on the gas grill and simply let the rest of the world piss-off and solve their own problems. Kindly try not to f**k up the places we like to travel to for vacations -- Cancun and Cabo (you can loot & kill along the border, just don't mess with the tourist destinations); Jamaica; Costa Rica; Aruba or else we'll have to spend our time & money touring the US sites -- which are REALLY dangerous!"
Brilliant